Disgruntled Yo - Tales of the Parodyverse

Post By D-Yo Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:12:32 pm EDT	Subject Disgruntled Yo

	[ New ] [ Email ] [ Print ] [ RSS ] [ Tales of the Parodyverse ]	Next In Thread >>

Prologue

The genderless shape was mesmerized by the colourful poster in the old cinema. Not bad, not bad at all. The dark cape made for a good effect. That was important for It since Yo was pretentious. The mask seemed an essential attribute for mystery and would emphasise Yo’s green eyes. It liked that also. And the shining sword. The genderless being didn’t have anything against ending a life. It is not as if the “soul” wouldn’t be used to create more energy. Yo people thrived in and were energy.

Walking under the heavy rain that didn’t touche the fuzzy energy form, the strange creature B&E the fancy dress shop. The noise from the alarm gave It a fright but didn’t concern Yo too much. In fact, it didn’t have any more meaning for It than any other city noise.

It never occurred to Yo that heroes don’t steal when he tried a Zorro fancy dress. In truth, the concept of stealing was foreign to its people since they didn’t have possessions.

The police arrival missed It by seconds. By then, S/he has “thought” itself in an old College where a student there would have the fright of her life. And the thrill of her life… Because Yo would mix its essence with her and the Disgruntled Yo-being would be born…

Chapter 1

Several months has passed before D-Yo observed a human attacking another human. His only feelings were of curiosity. Remembering his human anatomy “lessons”, he decided the one doing the beating was a man, the other a woman. She was screaming. After some thoughts, Yo decided there weren’t screams of pleasure.

“Want me to do something uncute to this man?” Yo asked to her now unconscious body. Seeing how she didn’t answer, Yo decided to let it be. It didn’t seem polite to mind other people business when not specifically asked. However, some doubts were making Yo feel uncomfortable. Another foreign feeling. Nevertheless he soon forgot about it. After all, there was a new exciting world to discover and help to become what Yo beings were. Perfect.

The End

Well, here is my Ultimate Yo version. Scary, isn't it?

159-134-169-249.as1.prp.dublin.eircom.net (159.134.169.249) U.S. Network
Microsoft Internet Explorer 6/Windows 2000 (0 points)

[ New ] [ Email ] [ Print ] [ RSS ] [ Tales of the Parodyverse ]

Follow-Ups:

* Moody and ominous. - Dancer - Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 03:26:51 pm EDT
* Well done, though I still prefer the original. :) (no text) - Hatman - Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 11:49:37 am EDT
- * Me too, but D-Yo is an interesting perpective. and most comic material than Yo, I think. However, less wise. (no text) - Yo - Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 07:22:32 pm EDT
* Not scary, just in need to learn things. :) (no text) - ag - Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 08:40:06 am EDT
- * Hopefully he will find a good mento tho... (no text) - Yo - Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 09:51:58 am EDT
* Grim and gritty, but still, " cute ". :) NT - Nitz the Bloody - Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 12:01:57 am EDT
- * You guys sure see "cute" everywhere ;) (no text) - Yo thanks you - Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 09:51:18 am EDT
* More amoral, less fun, but an interesting take. (no text) - HH - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 08:07:50 pm EDT
- * But it will look better in the movie ;) (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 08:17:38 pm EDT
* Very different. Especially for Yo. (no text) - Manga Shoggoth - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 07:03:09 pm EDT
- * Well, it is not your lovable Yo-being. It is another "thing". (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 07:47:12 pm EDT
* Awesome. I liked this a lot. - Messenger - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 06:23:26 pm EDT
- * You must have...and you must have wrotten your Messenger story in a matters of seconds...! (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 07:46:22 pm EDT
* Very Bendis, and not in a bad way. :) (no text) - CrazySugarFreakBoy! - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 05:47:21 pm EDT
- * heh. I read what you think about his NA tho ;) (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 05:54:52 pm EDT
* I don't think this Yo would make a good best friend. - Visionary - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 05:30:21 pm EDT
- * Re: I don't think this Yo would make a good best friend. - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 05:36:20 pm EDT
* Scary? Nah. Mysterious, definately. (no text) - Anime Jason - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 04:44:32 pm EDT
- * I find scary something that try to make me "Perfect", thank you very much ;) (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 05:37:23 pm EDT
* I'm looking forward to Disgruntled Yo's first encounter with a bunny (no text) - killer shrike - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:50:08 pm EDT
- * DYo would eat it...(text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 03:04:57 pm EDT
* Ahh. Very interesting. (no text) - Nats - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:36:56 pm EDT
- * It need a more "nasty" (in a good way) writter than Yo, I am afraid ;) (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:48:39 pm EDT
* that was pretty edgy; are you comfortable with that kind of content? - Jack - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:25:38 pm EDT
- * No, D_Yo is a big jerk ;). It was just a silly one shot. (no text) - Yo - Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 02:45:46 pm EDT